Welcome to my world - a delightful blend of 'Overbearing Mom' meets 'Workaholic Wizardry'! Add a dash of ADHD, sarcasm, and anxiety to the mix and you have the recipe for "Kristi's Life". My daily goal is to be a master juggler of life's circus and make the impossible look easy.
But here's the twist: behind closed doors, my life is an absolute, glorious mess. My house might look like a hurricane hit when no one's watching, and sometimes dinner is suspiciously 'experimental'. But hey, I make it look good. Think of it as the 'Instagram vs. Reality' of parenting and work life.
My 'relaxing day' is a whirlwind of work calls, volunteering for school events, and organizing extracurriculars with the precision of a NASA launch. 'Taking it easy' means only checking emails hourly at my kid's soccer game.
Hobbies? Think color-coded family schedules, multitasking like a champion, and strategizing work projects while in the school pickup line. For me, being productive is not an option; it's an obsession. So, when my husband told me to find a hobby that is not work or kids related, I did... kind of. I started a new adventure where I can use my love of design and sarcasm to create funny shirts and products that will make people smile. As added bonus, hopefully, it brings in some extra income because kids are freaking expensive!
So, grab your popcorn, and enjoy the show. While writing this, I planned my next t-shirt design, forgot to pick up the kids, and ordered pizza. #MasterOfMultitasking
Who needs calm when you can have fabulous chaos?
#StayCheeky
- KC